Got my first Nicole today. Made me kinda happy ngl lmao

I wake up and almost immediately start shitposting to my group chats. I have a quota to meet.

Just imagine a service dog with a lil sigh that says, “Help! I need an adult!”

Like, me too, bud. Me too.

Real glad everyone I care about who had IEPs and 504 plans graduated already

I was at a stop light once and there was a really cute cow in a trailer next to me and it stuck its tongue out at me when I rolled down my window to say hi and I lost my mind.