Ok, even if there was a guy named Jesus (which, like, there were thousands; that name was super popular at the time), this guy wasn’t god. The meme says the bible is their proof that god exists, not that some guy named Jesus existed.

Net Zero? I definitely used it for a while.

Yeah, I think OP has created a false dichotomy here

cumtown

This

Like yeah, I mean it sounded like a joke, but it’s really fucking serious. I’ve submitted nearly 1,000 resumes, have had maybe three or four interviews from that, and they’ve all been like kthanxbye.

I would unironically display this prominently at my house

So, full disclosure, my wife did it for me since I just can’t, and I don’t know what it looks like.

Dick fingers

My dog’s groomer now requires you to make an account on their website in order to schedule an appointment. Considering switching groomers.

Chuck 'em in the meat grinder at a sausage plant feet first

That makes sense

Brazil does this for gas.

I see your point, but to be fair, this is a memetic transfer of information.

300 hours? What did you install?

Edit: nm, didn’t see the community name at first

Yeah, Gentoo builds everything from source. Supposed to make it faster, but I didn’t notice enough of a difference to make it worth my while.

For me, my first exposure to Linux was around that same time, but with SuSE. It’s still my go-to distro, even though I’ve installed and used dozens of different ones. Compiling Gentoo over a weekend is a fun experience at least once.

Not certain, I haven’t installed red hat in several years.

Aww, I miss Solaris.

I’m pretty sure that both Red Hat Enterprise and SUSE Enterprise require a license key.