Imagine thinking about lemmy in the shower
Hexbears are always shouting their catchphrase, “beanisbeanis pisspiss”, in any thread they appear in. According to bean person, it translates to “There are liberals in my walls, please help me.”
Actually, there a libs under my bed!
Could someone explain to me the ‘beanie’ meme exactly?
its beans but it sounds like penis
WHERE IS MY SZECHUAN BEANIS
I would eat a goddamned szechuan boot I love szechuan cooking so fucking much
That’s the genocide enjoyer from that ongoing struggle thread isn’t it?
lmao he really dave it his all
He could have daved himself the trouble and just come to us directly smh
Truly Liberalism’s Davest Soldier
Damn, still doing “lesser of two evils” shit, this guy is some kind of ultra-lib, an archetype of the lib, the Ur-Lib if you will.
That link brought me to Reddit…
Omg omg we broke Dave
Wait, is he running to World to cry about us because of this comment thread? https://hexbear.net/comment/6132735
lololool what a dork.
Armed democrats lmao amazing
I will die for your right to open a small business in an underserved community that operates for three years if you are a Pell grant recipient
This user definitely thinks they are a cool person
It’s a fascinating look into the liberal mindset. 100% chance they consider themselves a “good person” despite doing 0 actual good works in their daily life. And these evil hexbears coming and insulting them are automatically bad, because they are a good person, and only bad people oppose good people. It’s a great reminder that libs will treat traits like “good” or “cool” as inherent properties, not behaviour defined by action.
“Voting for the female genocide enjoyer and doing interpretive dance to own the current fascist in office is really cool”
-Libs
love too hold all the approved opinions
Lenin: To be fair, you have to have a really high IQ to understand Marx
This Dave person has been on quite the adventure lately…
https://hexbear.net/post/4858070
Edit: they seem to have deleted their account. So maybe more of a misadventure
Edit 2: Aw man, misdaventure was right there!
That whole thread was advanced trolling. Bravo, dave.
I have given up caring,
-Paragraph 1 of 3
and another thing: im not mad. please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad
Daveastating
Damn, that last one. You just know that Dave considers themselves one of a very small group of intellectuals who are smart enough to understand the film “Idiocracy” and everyone else is too stupid to get it.
he was using a slur-filtered word proudly in that other thread too lol
edit 2: also trans rights, BLM, free Palestine,
, bigotry is wrong. just to be clear, I see a lot of people complaining about being banned and their shitty rhetoric reveals them. I try to be an ally, these bans are not warranted, likely a butthurt right winger.
You Dave it your best
I wonder, does Lemmygrad take a lot of flak for being ‘tankie’ too or is it just Hexbear?
Both lemmygrad and .ml get lumped in with us as “the tankie triad”
“The triad” name literally just comes from one loser who was non stop posting about anti communism and containing us to “save lemmy”, so thanks for the badass name cm2000 or whatever the hell you are called, we love living rent free in your head
containing .ml the instance created by the actual OG devs of lemmy, big brain time
Their hate boner is so large it wouldn’t be surprising if they just hated anything ml touched, like the entire rust language
“Troika!”
the troika of tankiedom
Lemmygrad tends to “brigade” less, so I think they get a lot less overall attention from libs. (They are the ones doing the thankless task of downvoting libs though)
Lemm.ee users are the rick and morty fanbase of lemmy instances in that they are both not allowed to live within walking distance of a school
Look’at’me, Morty! Look!
Looklooklook!
I’m a PPB, Morty! IM PPB RRRIIIICCCCKKKK!
boy what a cool showerthought
This is just like Squid Game
Thank you, insufferable users, for keeping this nerd away
First sentence should be a new tagline
