rhubarb [he/him]

downward-slanting headlights that have more than a hint of mischievous eyes about them.

What a strange thing to say about a pretty normal looking car

Currently unable to stop singing “Catch me dancing in the summer rain with my dick out, woohoo!” in my head, it has been days

This online tea shop is telling me to join a Discord for deals, I’m thinking of becoming anti-civ

It’s an extremely good game, though it’s not for everyone. Out of all the souls games, it has the largest amount of story in a traditional sense of the word, but it is still very minimalistic compared to most games. It has enjoyable themes that you don’t have to dig out of the item descriptions of every pointy stick you find, unlike the rest of them.

Anyone down to do some phallocentric communication later today?

Least drunk Dane live on Summer Game Fest

This has impressively AI-generated vibes for a real picture

When your bladder is full, nothing quite beats a good piss! (This post has been brought to you by the European Urination Advocay Board)

Even with this TikTok-ass pacing, I do not see how they could have all these things come to a satisfying conclusion in just three more episodes. The ending of Witch from Mercury felt to me like they had more planned but didn’t get greenlit, so they had to pivot hard to an ending, I fear this one will end with a “then everyone space magic exploded the end”.

I do love a nice Gogg, though.

Both are organizations of the lumpenproletariat, and I do not believe he meant to call the Panthers a gang, but to ask why specifically do gangs lack revolutionary potential.

“powerful and real” here means “make me feel good”, which showcases the limits of liberal tolerance, they will tolerate the idea of us but hate our concrete existence outside their heads

Okay but quoting a Brit and putting [sic] after every British spelling is funny

Market gap idea for all the chapo chat entrepreneurs: a pride flag but the blue stripe is a thin blue line

Did you know that the floor selection buttons on elevators don’t actually do anything? They are there just to make the passengers feel like they are in control.

Tbh I’m not the biggest fan of how my neighbors installed a metal fence on their patio and now every flock of birds in town takes turns fighting a turf war against their own reflections

Yup, Lihuania, which is a NATO member whose invasion would require a naval supply line seems like the most likely target

WotC hire me and I will make you a constructed MTG format that does not suck absolute ass. It’s explorer or something, but each week the top 100 most used cards get banned for a month to force people to actually have fun.

Under my regime, the year will be divided equally between each type of gay

I spent some time testing how this thing treats semi-historical figures, so I guess I might as well post my “findings”.

Biblical women of the Old Testament are considered fictional, but those from the New Testament or the Quran are not. Helen of Troy is correctly considered fictional, but Agondice is not. Interestingly, Hersilia, the wife of Romulus, is considered not fictional.

I think other armies had caps with sunflaps that you could fold up when the sun wasn’t shining (or when you wanted to look more dignified in a photograph), not sure about helmets though.