“Forgive me father for I have sinned” and “I’m sorry Daddy, I have been naughty” are the same and simultaneously very different sentences.

I love the stuff jinxit makes. I have a variant of that design as a sticker for my water bottle.

It’s currently 8:30 a.m. and I spent the last 9 hours watching JoJo’s bizarre adventure because I constantly see references to it and I wanted to see what it’s all about. I say I won’t do this again but I know It’s gonna happen again.

My only VR casualty so far was a monitor. I hope it remains the only one.

Me: constantly switching between the left two.

Great in theory, but a problem if it’s a personal project.

The base still exists and is in use. The Janet flights that bring people to and from the base still happen regularly.

Time for another area 51 raid so we can spread the PATHOwOGEN. Any suggestions for an attack plan?

Most of my friends already know to be careful if I call something mild, but it’s always fun to see the reaction of those who don’t.

I have found an easy method to avoid such blunders. I simply never leave my house.

Usually quickly followed by “Oh shit wasn’t there something I was supposed to do today.”

*dissolves into nothing after being sprayed*

Never had the violet one. Wonder if it would be worth the cannibalism.

I can’t really speak up if I have something wrong but if my friend has and can’t it’s suddenly no problem for me

A family that conquers together, stays together Ɛ>.

At this point I’m pretty sure that every delivery driver for my street has seen me in my bathrobe

Someone needs to tell them to lift with their legs not their back.

Me day to day

I am reading this at 3 am and I feel called out.

The only thing wrong here is the milk being poured first.