Aww, you two look really cute together. :P

Shaka, when his videos were demonitized.

It makes me laugh every time I see the international name for Don Quijote (as it’s called in its home country of Japan).

I’m still trying to process the last two episodes of Invincible. I haven’t been this mad about how good the storytelling is since The Red Wedding.

I get it, I get it, I’m old. Sheesh…

It’s got KFC logo syndrome.

We need more genius comedy like Gravity Falls.

A calcium deposit.

[ ] Introduce an entire generation to the joys of thalassophobia and megalophobia.

I don’t ever want to hear his name again. People like him, and Logan Paul in Japan, who intentionally disrespect entire nations for views, make life harder for those of us who are trying to be contributing members of their societies.

Lock him up until my kid is an adult.

I already miss people fulfilled by their jobs.

And public expressions of happiness in general.

Aww, look at the little hortlets.

Hahahahahaha. Oh, goodness, no.

Lord knows that car can’t do so by itself.

Monsanto I-Can’t-Believe-It’s-Not-Corn™.

“Get with Josh about how to handle this client’s order logistically. Is your email still sexysandworm2010?”

“Y-yeah.”

I wanna hear the real audio.

Just stop.

Nanoteching all the things takes all the fun out of it.