Mayor Poopington

A rare orange! My guy is also in and out multiple times a day. Should have named him Double Double.

I’m picturing some 20 yo shithead flying a private jet to the bay area, turning on a garden spigot and announcing “We saved LA!”

McWelcome to McDonald’s

Can confirm, I am hard

Same. I feel so left out :(

yes

I guess nuking Japan is woke now

Honestly, not much worse than an angry dude in eyeliner

As I understand, this is also why bird flu took longer to spread on the west coast

I’m the middle one. They even drew all four balls!

Everyone’s got something wrong. It’s the people who say they don’t have anything wrong that you gotta watch out for. You know they are delusional.

Fuck that. I will make you regret spending too long in the bathroom. You’re in my world now.

It’s an orange, so not much

Would be cool if they stood up back when he said he would put tariffs on everything

He looks like he takes HGH and doesn’t work out

I’m glad the emojis are there, I want sure if this was funny or not.