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  • Great write up! I think I’ll save this for after Shark Week, cuz I’m close to overdosing on shark movies :) (Cocaine Shark will mess you up; not even once!)

    I always thought the Laughably Bad Shark Movie boom we’re living through started with Sharknado (2013). But this is from 2011. And this list means I don’t know when it started: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_natural_horror_films#Sharks

    But that list led me to Red Water. A shark movie… with Coolio! I mean, how can I resist? “Hey, Deep Blue Sea made money and had LL Cool J. Which rapper can we get for our shark movie?”

    Unfortunately not on any of my streamers. Well, not for free. I ain’t gonna buy it from Prime, I’m not that mad.