Is that anything like the school bike?

Leave the gay planes alone!

Oh dear, one of Trump’s rubber stamps seems to be malfunctioning. Perhaps some helpful billionaire will buy her an RV and a house for her mom, that seems to work on other justices.

the future of RPGs

Or, hear me out, the future might be 2D pixel-art games made by one or two people in a bedroom – not by critical acclaim or player sentiment, but just by sheer volume, filling up digital storefronts.

“Exclusive: Hegseth orders Cyber Command to stand down on Russia planning.” 🤔

I told my doctor that the only place I can fall asleep is outdoors.

She told me I have outsomnia.

“And of course, as an important Republican, he will face no repercussions whatsoever.”

No no, the Russians will invade Canada – shortly after the US just gives them Alaska.

What’s next? “I’m a proud Polish UFOlogist with real proof that aliens exist and they want to meet you!”

“You should consider the effects of your words and actions on other people.”

Tech CEOs:

I don’t like where this is going…

Tariffs? Oh right, import taxes. Fuck Trump.

Please, shoe – please.

Oh shoe, why don’t you listen?

“Listen. And understand. Nicole is out there. It can’t be bargained with. It can’t be reasoned with. It doesn’t feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are phished!”

Wasn’t this already a thing? Squid Games, I think they called it…

Interesting stuff, but my main takeaway is that very little of my output is worth keeping! (Who’s going to need out-of-context Star Trek shitposts in 20 years?)

Later gave birth to a lasagna.

“Boy, if this hospital had a ramp I could leave in a wheelchair – you wouldn’t have to carry me.”

“I know. I’ve been paying them to not install one.”

“Towel? No, I’ll just walk home like this.”