Nazis always do this. It would be funny if their clown fights didn’t have “collateral” casualties…

Wouldn’t be surprised if they both get the other assassinated I mean “””take their own life””” simultaneously…

The violin is a microscopic image rather than a playable instrument

Ceci n’est pas une pipe…

Japan is actually entirely inhabited by garden gnomes.

The sun hates you, it is reasonable to hate the sun. The sun is tirelessly attempting to transform your own skin into a deadly enemy that will devour you whole.

Keep away from the sun.

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Since they revealed the start menu is a JavaScript app, I wouldn’t be surprised if every other app is also revealed to be a web browser in disguise…

Correction : it is a war, because of them. We ask for equality, in response they murder us.

“The pot sues the kettle, alleging that it is black”

I almost miss the type of asshole he represents, though. Comparatively to Bezos and Musk, Gates’ brand of evil is almost refreshingly honest and straightforward…

As a matter of fact, though we know he does not need fantasy women, Riker is yet to opine on fantasy girls.

My experience with discord on Linux : programs.nixcord.discord.enable = true

(I use vesktop, actually, but most people don’t know what that is)

I will be very surprised if either of them survives.

Actual question for parents : why is this a problem ? Drawing on the walls of one’s own room seems like a great creative outlet !

“Britain builds a normal roundabout”

To sing “the witch is dead” when she died, was a grave insult to all witches.

Turns out the worms don’t care about borders, and we shouldn’t have stopped at an imaginary line to save a few bucks.

I’ve found cordless vacuums exciting since I was under 10. Maybe when I’m 40 they will finally stop breaking down all the time though…

Arch or bust

That’s still 60 times fewer screenshots than Microsoft Recall. SIXTY.