Fantasy Girls: Don’t Need 'Em?
Someone forgot about the time that an alien read Riker’s mind to provide him with his perfect woman.
Did it pick Troi, his life-long love interest?
No, because what he wanted was Minuet, a Fantasy Girl created for him on the Holodeck.
I don’t doubt the rest of it, but Riker is very clearly into Fantasy Girls
Minuet was a fake person created specifically for him to hit every single one of his check boxes and desireable traits. After a few years he probably still had an innate desire for her because she was absolutely unattainable… because Riker has rarely encountered a women that was unattainable.
Oh man that’s exactly it. Geordi may as well have asked the computer to generate a woman to defeat commander Riker.
Hotel: Trivago
Now serving Feranginar.
With less fake AF teeth
Trom: boned.
He doesn’t even take off his uniform
Totally understandable. Even in the sheets, he’s number one.
Favourite position: the reverse chair
second favorite position: the rusty trombone
don’t forget the Alaskan Pipeline.
Are we still talking exclusively about Riker?
Something’s about to happen
no saxophone? hmmm
He’s a trombonist, you philistine.
deleted by creator
hmmm
