While this seems like a big deal, and it is, it’s not like it’s over. Sheev still has an iron grip on the galaxy, he’s got that second Death Star cooking (which will be INDESTRUCTIBLE, thank you to the rebellion for beta testing) and Lord Vader has a good lead on young Skywalker. Yep, things are still on the up and up for old Palpatine. 
how ugly can a tie get, really? this is sounding close to cognitohazardous
To Serve President
I am not indifferent to Joe Biden’s suffering. Losing his son, losing the election, losing the trust of the American people, losing his mind and soon losing his life to prostate cancer; this would be devastating for most people.
But devastating is not enough.
Joe Biden should suffer MORE. Please pile it on further.
“NO SEATBELTS! We Die Like Men” bumper sticker type behaviour
lib quote from the Kamala timeline: “Trump would have invaded Yemen worse actually”
harm reduction candidate
have a corpse on us :kelly:
AI video is going to be admissible as real evidence within five years as reality is abandoned and ruled fake
step one: the new GTA has a woman protagonist
step two:
Who the fuck irons clothes? Textiles are ALREADY FLAT.
It’s the same shit with “fabric softener” rubes. IT’S ALREADY SOFT THAT’S WHY THEY MAKE CLOTHES OUT OF IT
next up: turning New York into a prison. Air Force One plane crash to follow
it’s a famous prison, making it far more powerful (it can house hundreds of thousands of criminals easy) 
INTENSIFY IT
MAKE REALITY THE FAKE ONE
that website is embedding itself and asking for cookies, what the hell?
action movie plot where there’s a huge parade in DC but it’s been infiltrated by [spins wheel] Serbian nationalists who take the government hostage and start executing all elected officials and nobody stops them because they on their phones
WW1 was fought over who should win WW1 and America did it
Make World War 1 Great Again 
too complicated. you don’t need to take any specific action. you just need to have arrested him one day
Foucault’s Blowback
my genius is only to be discovered in the case of my death so I won’t have to deal with the social anxiety of being famous