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Robert_Kennedy_Jr [xe/xem, xey/xem]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 28 days ago

Former IDF is killed by Hamas shark off the coast of Palestine

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Former IDF is killed by Hamas shark off the coast of Palestine

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Robert_Kennedy_Jr [xe/xem, xey/xem]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 28 days ago
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  • edge [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Reminds me of when libs were celebrating the death of a Russian tourist from a shark attack, just because he’s Russian.

    And of course by “reminds me” I mean it highlights the stark difference between us celebrating the death a soldier of a genocidal apartheid state in an occupied zone and libs celebrating the death of a civilian because of his nationality.

    • FortifiedAttack [any]@hexbear.net
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      Isn’t military service compulsory in Israel though?

      So really any male Jewish citizen of Israel would be a former soldier?

      • volcel_olive_oil [he/him]@hexbear.net
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        it’s only compulsory if you don’t disagree

      • robot_dog_with_gun [they/them]@hexbear.net
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        a taylor swift stan account went to prison for refusing service, swimmy boy could’ve had so much chutzpah

      • edge [he/him]@hexbear.net
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        That’s intentional. But it doesn’t change the fact that they are soldiers. But he was still on reserve so he was probably more into it than just the compulsory service.

        Plus they can always take jail time instead of joining the genocide squad. It’s still a choice.

      • BelieveRevolt [he/him]@hexbear.net
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        It’s also technically mandatory for Jewish women, although you can just refuse to serve of course.

  • Carcharodonna [she/her]@hexbear.net
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    Very proud of my shark kinfolk today

    transshork-happy

  • Robert_Kennedy_Jr [xe/xem, xey/xem]@hexbear.netOP
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    Allah is great and has dominion over all animals.

  • Belly_Beanis [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    LOL that’s funny because sharks don’t like the taste of humans. They usually spit us back out. They bite people mostly out of curiosity. “Hmmm…there’s a weird hairless ape thing. I wonder what it tastes like? Ew. Nope, nope, nope! Gross!”

    In this case, however, it seems Comrade Shark went “This tastes like shit but we all have to do our part.”

    • OprahsedCreature@lemmy.ml
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      Comrade Shark: Eating shit to make the Israelis eat shit

    • dil [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      For the greater good

  • The_Riddler [they/them]@hexbear.net
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    I misread that bottom text as him being the 8,207th IOF soldier to be eaten by a shark

  • Meltyheartlove [love/loves, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    transshork-happy

  • miz [any, any]@hexbear.net
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    [checks SLAMMER’s twitter immediately]

    • miz [any, any]@hexbear.net
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      LMAO

      • Belly_Beanis [he/him]@hexbear.net
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        Oooooooh live action Street Sharks reboot where they go liberate Palestine from the genocidal zionist entity wasn’t something I realized was missing from my life.

      • Robert_Kennedy_Jr [xe/xem, xey/xem]@hexbear.netOP
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        slammer

        The tiny hamas-red-triangle in the water is an amazing touch

      • SweatySteven [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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        lol this looks like a chuck tingle cover

        • Robert_Kennedy_Jr [xe/xem, xey/xem]@hexbear.netOP
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          I Fell In Love With An Absolutely Ripped Shark Who Pounded My Butt Before I Found Out He Ate An IDF War Criminal And Now We’re On The Run While Having Hot Sex

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