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Eco [she/her, he/him]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 month ago

hey i'm going to duncan's doughnuts would you like me to get you anything?

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hey i'm going to duncan's doughnuts would you like me to get you anything?

Eco [she/her, he/him]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 month ago
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  • Robert_Kennedy_Jr [xe/xem, xey/xem]@hexbear.net
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    Yeah can I get a couple bear claws, I think @EstraDoll@hexbear.net just made a fresh pot of coffee.

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      oh my fucking god i am so goddamn sick of doing that bit already

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        You have to push through to the other side of beating a dead horse until it’s funny again.

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          I hereby grant you, Robert Kennedy Jr. the right to do the next “DOES ANYBODY WANT COFFEE” bit thread. because fuck knows i’m never doing that shit again

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            I JUST MADE SOME COFFEE DOES ANYONE WANT A NICE CUP OF JOE. YOU CAN’T HAVE DOUGHNUTS WITHOUT SOME COFFEE

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              fresh pot everyone! meow-coffee maduro-coffee shinji-mug

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                LET ME KNOW IF YOU NEED ANY SUGAR OR NON-DAIRY CREAMER

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