• xenomor@lemmy.world
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    4 months ago

    What do you call a dozen burned teslas?

    A good start.

    I’ll be here all week. Tip your waiter.

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        4 months ago

        I’m pretty sure you still need an accelerant, which would be the more expensive part.

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          4 months ago

          Or you just pour water on the “wrong spot” (where tesla was too cheap to protect the batteries) and it burns down itself.

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      4 months ago

      The French really do love to set things on fire though. It’s part of their national identity.

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      4 months ago

      No. Not in the slightest. All you did was give them insurance write off.

      Cars staying with no one buying them, THAT hurts Tesla. Musk? Nah, he’s checked out since Teslas and EVs aren’t exactly something right gives tow shits about… At least until he needs another payout, but that’s not why he became a president of USA for! Infinite money.

      • binomialchicken@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        4 months ago

        Insurance generally does not cover arson, but I don’t know if their policy specifically does. If it was covered, the insurance company is going to consider raising the premiums for coverage. If enough dealerships have to make claims due to arson, all dealerships may have increased premiums, or may even become uninsurable, which would likely stop them from operating at all.