I’ve seen this bot here since January, and the fucking thing still doesn’t let up.
Enjoy everyone, we’re living through fediverse history. This is our dancing baby (or maybe more like the “love you” worm).
Has anybody actually followed the links? I’m mildly curious where it goes.
I am curious too. We should investigate.
Its started hitting the microblogging side of the fediverse.
“Listen. And understand. Nicole is out there. It can’t be bargained with. It can’t be reasoned with. It doesn’t feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are phished!”
Catphished?
After hearing about this for months, I have finally also been the recipient of them xD
I just find it most amusing that their room for chatting is “hell”
Got a few myself! Looks like whoever is behind it keep registering on different instances.
Would be interesting to know why they do it
I’m afraid they’re doing this to harass whoever’s that girl in the picture
What is this, like, the opposite of occam’s razor? The least likely, most esoteric possible explanation is the true one?
You can add me on Friendica
Well that’s a huge red flag right there. Nobody uses Friendica.
@sunshine@lemmy.ca is annoyed at you now.
I really do like the project!
Same! Honestly one of my favourite fediverse softwares.
I wonder what this bot is trying to do. The friendica being just a weird profile, the discord just had a bunch of confused basement dwellers and I haven’t seen any creepy links trying to rob us…
Oh no
I’m never leavin’
This acne makes me too slow
(Push Nicole there)
(God, Rastafari)
Nicole, I love you
I’ll never leave you
Without you I turn to stone
Nicole, believe me
Love was meant to be
Consumed by you and me
Nicole
Nicole, I love you
I’m thinking of you
With every motion I make
When the stars are above you
Know that I miss you
And I’ll be there sooner than you think
Nicole, Nicole, Nicole, Nicole
Nicole, I love you
I’ll never leave you
Without you I turn to stone
Nicole, believe me
Love was meant to be
Consumed by you and me
Nicole
Nicole, I love you
I’m thinkin’ of you
With every motion I make
When the stars are above you
Know that I miss you
And I’ll be there sooner than you think
Nicole, Nicole, Nicole, Nicole
Boo do do do do do do do do do
Doo do dwee doop do do do do do
Doo do dweep doop doo do do do do
Nicole
Nicole
Nicole
Ba ba ba bum
Nicole
Ba ba ba ba ba bum…
Nicole
Nicole…
Take a toke of that smoke
Make that joke and crack that yolk
Nicole
Want to love, rise above in the glove
Nicole
What can I say? That I’m gone today I can’t stay
Nicole
Go home please please believe
You aren’t…cause you’re built for speed babe
Nicole
Ohhh, think of Old…Old Queen Cole
Cocoa Puff man, you know who you are
I’ve seen your cocoa puff man, Nicole, hahahahaha
Nicole, Nicole
I seen the whole fucking…I seen your cocoa puff man Nicole
Hahahaha…man
Fucking cunt…you fucking cunt
You never called me…
Fucking…cunt (fuck cunt fuck cunt fuck cunt)
Fuck that man…fuck
Go and hang up the phone
I’ll fucking kick your fucking ass man right now
Fucking bitch - hang up the fucking phone man
Hang up the fucking phone
Fuck man, turn off the ringer
You cunt man, fuck it
Turn off the ringer right now
Fuck it, fuck it, fuck her (ck her ck her ck her ck her ck her)
Shit, yeah, exactly, damn…
Yeah, I’ve seen your cocoa puff man
We’re now entering the cabin
We’re going to- we’re going to flush the toilet on the air
Get some more cord in here
Oooh, flush Nicole down the toilet, hahahaha
Cause I’ve seen her cocoa puff man
Fuckin’ cunt, wash my hands, wash her rim
Wear the glove, Nicole
How can I say, I’m gone today, I can’t stay, Nicole
Hey, who clogged the sink?
It’s clogged, man, clogged, the sink’s clogged
I’m gonna wash her off my hands and the sink is clogged
Please don’t be, it’s you I need, cause you’re built for speed, Nicole
…Paper towels…
…Nicole…
…There we go!..
Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nico-o-o-o-le!
Where you at, man? Where you at?
Fuck these shit! Call me back!
How come you never call him?
How come you never call my buggy, Nicole?
Fucking cunt!
You never call my buggy back!
You out there, Nicole? You listening to this?
He called you so many times and you never call him back
You never call my buggy
Did you hear that, Nicole?
Fuck! Fucking cunt!
Call me back!Who thought “you can call me fediverse chick” would work? Please tell me no one has fallen for this fucking thing.
I’ve gotten 4 or 5 messages from this bot, also since about january.
What’s the purpose of such a message?
I am legit curious about that discord server and who is in it
There is always that vanishingly small chance this is a real person confused as to why nobody responds and their accounts keep getting banned. :-)
I got it, too, banned the sender, and deleted it as it was obviously a scam. But now that it seems to come back, what was it about, actually? Do they just want to harvest data, or what did they want?
Romance scammer, i’d assume.
So, the “I love you, send me money so I can come visit you” thing?
Or, **I love you, send me naked pictures and I’ll send you naked pictures and then “my father” will find out and contact you to extort money from you for sending and receiving underaged porn images and if you don’t send money they’ll report you to the police. **
