Pope from Chicago horrifies Italians with “deep dish pizza”
deep dish communion wafers
let’s fuckin GOOOOOOO
The blood of christ is now marinara sauce.
“fruit of the vine”
Italy now majority atheist
the dormitories of the African cardinals have been paved over to make room for the new highway
starting a fight over hash browns at 4AM in the Waffle House across the plaza from the Sistine Chapel
yeah lemme get a hash browns scattered covered and consecrated
Needs a parking lot where those walking people and historic buildings are.
Catholicism with American characteristics
this needs more asphalt around the bussy sign
and 500 sparkling toilets
Gotta love the giants in front of the Costco. I hope they don’t scare the tiny little people of Vatican City.
me enjoying the culture of Rome, the Eternal City, now that I can get a hot dog and an unlimited refill soda for $1.50 and tack on a chicken bake for $3.99
Needs a digital sign with a countdown clock to the next mass shooting.
The analog version:
We’re Costco Guys, of course we wander around the sistine chapel at 4am after hitting up waffle house!
“WE’RE ALTAR BOIS. THESE SAVINGS ARE DOWNRIGHT SINFUL”
Welthauptstadt Vaticania as envisioned by Popeler Leo.
Can you even call it a development if it’s not even dwarfing the religious site?
This is nowhere near the level the Saudis are on.
