dannoffs [he/him]@hexbear.net to food@hexbear.netEnglish · 3 days agoAnyone have a recipe for this "serving suggestion"? I'm curious how I'm supposed to reassemble passata back into whole raw tomatoes.hexbear.netimagemessage-square10linkfedilinkarrow-up129arrow-down10
arrow-up129arrow-down1imageAnyone have a recipe for this "serving suggestion"? I'm curious how I'm supposed to reassemble passata back into whole raw tomatoes.hexbear.netdannoffs [he/him]@hexbear.net to food@hexbear.netEnglish · 3 days agomessage-square10linkfedilink
minus-squareAzarova [they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·3 days agosimply reverse the flow of time in your kitchen until you have a pile of fresh tomatoes. hope this helps!
minus-squareStrayce@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·3 days agoTried this but all I ended up with is random chunks. How do you pull in the remaining matter from the other cans where parts of your tomatoes ended up?
minus-squareAzarova [they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·3 days agoskill issue, unfortunately. you have to have the precognition to know which cans contain an entire tomato. better luck next time!
minus-squareSootySootySoot [any]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 days agoBut I swept the floor yesterday! Don’t make me do it again.
minus-squareToastedRavioli@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 days agoOntological fun for the whole family
simply reverse the flow of time in your kitchen until you have a pile of fresh tomatoes. hope this helps!
Tried this but all I ended up with is random chunks. How do you pull in the remaining matter from the other cans where parts of your tomatoes ended up?
skill issue, unfortunately. you have to have the precognition to know which cans contain an entire tomato. better luck next time!
But I swept the floor yesterday! Don’t make me do it again.
Ontological fun for the whole family