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GayTuckerCarlson [she/her]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 17 days ago

Peoples Republic of Fake News announces export ban on rare earth beanis to all Badposting companies

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Peoples Republic of Fake News announces export ban on rare earth beanis to all Badposting companies

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GayTuckerCarlson [she/her]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 17 days ago
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    WHAT?!? THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS!

    @Infamousblt@hexbear.net, @Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net and @KuroXppi@hexbear.net grab your weapons, this means war…

    This is a disgusting attack on the economy of the Union of Sexy Socialist Beanis (the USSB) and we will not stand for it. Expect counter tariffs soon. Let’s see how you survive without importing our superior legume technology.

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      grab your weapons,

      I warned you. I warned you we had bean-made horrors your bird brain wouldn’t comprehend. Our genetic engineering will unleash sights you wish you could unsee.

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        Oh shit oh fuck you god damn traitor

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      Let me have a nap first and then we fire the missiles

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      What they don’t know is that we have been secretly building up our own local grown Beanis industry. This is only going to spur new innovations in local Beanis technology. It hurts us today but in the long run I think we’ll come out on top.

      Once we can fully harness our own Beanis then who will they sell theirs to? It’s a short term gain for them but a bad decision in the long run.

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      I fucking hate fake news I am joining too

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