Baldur's Gate 3 is a relentlessly horny videogame, Alice B wrote back in August, and that certainly describes the shock…

I was a bit taken aback when almost every character in my camp was quick to jump my bones very early on, this explains it.

    • trslim@pawb.socialEnglish
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      2 years ago

      Yeah I had to turn down wyll, and it made me super sad because I didn’t like him like that. He’s a good friend but I really wish I could say, “I’d die for you, but because you are my good friend, I don’t like you like that.” Same with Gale. Halsin or Lae’zel are the ones I’m lookin for.

      Edit: Oops, not supposed to be a reply, sorry friend.

  • yA3xAKQMbq@lemm.eeEnglish
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    2 years ago

    Somewhere at Larian code review: “Whaddya mean hot_for_anal doesn’t control the horizon of threshold for analysis. What else could it… Oh. Ooooh…”

  • Coelacanth@feddit.nuEnglish
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    2 years ago

    I experienced the wonky romance implementation both ways. Some, like Lae’zel and (especially) Halsin went from 0-100 in the blink of an eye, which was very annoying.

    However, I also got permanently friendzoned by Karlach, Wyll and Astarion because I didn’t take enough Long Rests in Act 1, so important character moments with those three never happened for me. I’ve heard Wyll invites you to dance, but I never got that, nor the night time creeping from Astarion. These moments seem to be required, because I’ve been locked out of all relationship progression with those three characters. I’m at the end of Act 3 now and they’ve not had much to say since the start of Act 2 . Hopefully this has or will be fixed, though.

    EDIT: clearer wording.

    • OneOrTheOtherDontAskMe@lemmy.worldEnglish
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      2 years ago

      Is THAT why both laezel and karlach were like “it fizzled” and why my boy wyll won’t pound my demon receptacle? Because that’s a little upsetting

    • assassin_aragorn@lemmy.worldEnglish
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      2 years ago

      Lae’zel was just like,

      “You smell like battle. I can smell the blood and sweat all over you. I saw you massacre those goblin children and tear their heads off. I want you to fuck me here and now.”

      • funktion@lemm.eeEnglish
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        2 years ago

        Mine was like that, only she had already fucked me beforehand, so she was like “go fuck someone else tonight, but DON’T WASH, I’M INTO THAT SHIT”

    • Fushuan [he/him]@lemm.eeEnglish
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      2 years ago

      If you are not in act 3 yet, go back to act 1 and spam partial rests, most of the events that you skipped will happen.

    • JimmyMcGill@lemmy.worldEnglish
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      2 years ago

      My gf got wyll to ask her to dance (well her character) and we’re in Act 2 already so maybe it just takes some time.

      • funktion@lemm.eeEnglish
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        2 years ago

        My Wyll danced with me near the end of Act 2, as well. The next night Gale got all emo and wanted to watch the stars with me. Y’all are too late I’m a Shart main

  • Redscare867@lemmy.mlEnglish
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    2 years ago

    Spoilers ahead, be warned!

    The strangest thing by far for me was whenever I went to sleep and this shirtless mindflayer tried to bang me. What the actual fuck was that? I have 0 indication that I was even into you.

  • peopleproblems@lemmy.worldEnglish
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    2 years ago

    I do gotta say, this game has made me understand the “role” playing aspect.

    I don’t think I’ve ever done anything beside “good” and “bad”.

  • Bleeping Lobster@lemmy.worldEnglish
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    2 years ago

    It’s good to know I wasn’t imagining things, I made a comment just after release saying I was over seemingly every character trying to fuck

  • paddirn@lemmy.worldEnglish
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    2 years ago

    Gale and Wyll seemed to be the two that didn’t try to jump my bones right out of the gate, I just seemed to pick the non-saucy options for them I guess. Everyone else is a super-slut and nobody seems to care that I’m hitting on everyone else.

  • FarceMultiplier@lemmy.caEnglish
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    2 years ago

    The only one who has flirted like crazy with me was Astarion. Maybe he’s really into bright orange dragonborn.

    • Fushuan [he/him]@lemm.eeEnglish
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      2 years ago

      Throw them water! A watter bottle, the create water spell, anything that makes them wet. Ray of frost…

        • Fushuan [he/him]@lemm.eeEnglish
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          2 years ago

          It’s true, when you tell her that you will try something she tells you to do it, to throw her something, and puts a pose as if she were ready to take it. You cna then do it and talk to her to trigger a kiss scene