Sir, sir, I am trapped on the mars colony please come pick me up, s-sir?

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    7 days ago

    Wow, it must really suck to have Government funding that was appropriated to you pulled suddenly for no good reason

  • Des [she/her, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    omg do it please do every ketamphetamine fueled impulse that pops into your head. all of them. make it happen. make phone calls, hire teams, drop hundreds of millions

    straight up go to war with the entire federal government and republican party, Elon. you know you want to. you love breaking things. it’s the only thing that makes you feel whole.

    do it. do it. do it. sicko-power

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    Thin skinned man babies whose fathers hated them apparently are less emotional than women per your garden variety misogynist. This would be much more funny if we weren’t all at their mercy. That said, this could get even funnier and the day isn’t even over.

  • Lmao the US space program is just so routinely and commonly self destructive. They keep getting rid of their only means to send crew members into space with no replacements for shits and giggles. First the space shuttle and now this nonsense.