You owe a bitch what?
Love it 🌽
Glad that u liked it
God I wish that were me
Same. Look how excited he is just to get corn on the cob at a fair with his grandma. I wish I had that kind of passion for anything.
There’s not a bad thing about it!!
I love corn and as a celiac I have to substitute for corn all the time. I just wish it had more protein…
Country girl make do
I am my father’s son, cause he’s a phantom, a mystery and that leaves me NOTHING
I don’t get the “cause he’s a phantom” line. His father’s ghostly nature is what caused him to become a father? His mysteriousness impregnated a lady?
I kinda like this version of the midwest though.
Tow a bitch
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Corn?
“GENTLEMEN, BEHOLD! CORN!”
MUCH better than the official motto (basically the Gadsden flag but less memorable) and all the other state lies!
It really should be:
Iowa
A place to stay
“Don’t step on my corn.” ?
Nope.
“Our liberties we prize and our rights we will maintain” 😴
I thought it was “We only exist because of HFCS subsidies, our only claim to fame is ‘Slipknot is from here’”
