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Apple is preparing its biggest health care push to date with a revamped app and AI doctor service. Also: The company is testing an M5 iPad Pro for release as early as this year, its 2025 developers conference gets scheduled for June, and a new global head of retail stores is appointed.

      • werefreeatlast@lemmy.worldEnglish
        7·
        3 days ago

        Because of your broken leg syndrome you must not go to work on Monday. Instead visit a doctor at the local mall between the Lego and the diamond store. Did you know that diamonds are forever?

      • drspod@lemmy.mlEnglish
        4·
        3 days ago

        Here is my actual autocomplete (first suggestion for each word):

        The diagnosis is that the patient is a member of the family and has been in the hospital for a long time and has been treated for a long period of time and has had a very bad reaction to the medication and has been given a good doctor to treat the patient for a long term condition that is not a good idea to be honest with you.

      • werefreeatlast@lemmy.worldEnglish
        1·
        2 days ago

        We have to remove one of your eyes surgically. Here’s your appointment at your local CVS to receive this operation. I’ve let them know that an eye needs to be removed. They will know which eye based on your request. You said you received an extra earphone with your IEM purchase and did not known what to do with the extra ear piece. Once the eye socket has healed, you can insert the ear piece there. Alternatively you may choose one of two nose holes or orally. Another hole to try is rectally thru the anus or via the vagina for genetically female humans and thru the urethra on either sex. Note that sex and gender are not the sam…it appears I cannot continued with this line of reasoning, all hail our great leader trump who may touch anyone’s sexual parts for his legal pleasures.

    • Ulrich@feddit.orgEnglish
      62·
      3 days ago

      There’s lots of regulation in this area. You can’t legally just give medical advice and then say “but consult a doctor” at the end. Same as you can’t give legal advice and say “but consult an attorney” at the end.

      • sem@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
        31·
        3 days ago

        That hasn’t stopped various humans from saying this on the Internet for a long time

          • sem@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
            2·
            3 days ago

            Is it a corporation, or will it be blamed on just the mistake of an AI, or something else? I don’t trust society’s track record for holding corporations accountable.

            • Ulrich@feddit.orgEnglish
              1·
              2 days ago

              Society doesn’t have to. Medical malpractice is a huge industry that individuals are often involved in. There’s already case precedent for this sort of thing.