• Guy Dudeman@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    The MDHS State Disbursement Unit is the Child Support department. Dude went nuts because he doesn’t want to pay child support. What a POS.

  • Empricorn@feddit.nl
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    1 year ago

    “Not a US citizen”

    Okay, so GTFO if you’re renouncing your citizenship. And don’t use any public roads or services as you’re leaving…

  • Lifecoach5000@lemmy.worldM
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    1 year ago

    “I DO NOT HAVE AN INTERNATIONAL TREATY WITH YOU” is about to be my go to line to get out of uncomfortable situations.

  • THCDenton@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    AM I BEING DETAINED OR AM I FREE TO GO WHY AM I BEING DETAINED AM I BEING DETAINED OR AM I FREE TO GO WHY AM I BEING DETAINED AM I BEING DETAINED OR AM I FREE TO GO WHY AM I BEING DETAINED AM I BEING DETAINED OR AM I FREE TO GO WHY AM I BEING DETAINED

    • ZMonster@lemmy.world
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      I am assuming you posted this in jest, so forgive me if I’ve missed the bus, but these are actually very important things to ask for everyone when approached by LE. Charges get dismissed when they answer them wrong or inaccurately. I many cases, they do not have the right to withhold an articulable suspicion, so getting their lack of a response is extremely important, and these two questions are how you get that.

      That said, people can also use them to be obnoxious, so I also assume that might have been the joke here. Sorry again. I’m very dense.

  • NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone
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    1 year ago

    If these people are not citizens of any country, they’d have to be deported to International Waters for not holding a visa right?

  • AeonFelis@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    Is this the kind of people who post disclaimers in social media that “unauthorize” the company running said social media from using the “content” they post there?

    • Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      1 year ago

      There’s a certain level of brain malfunction necessary to think this shit will work, and one way that can manifest is poor coordination for fine movements like writing.