Imagine being the guy at the novelty T-Shirt company, who takes requests.
And then THIS order comes in…
They probably make these in bulk.
This reads like a EULA
The longer you read it, the more bizzarely specific and funnier it gets
I wish I could read the whole thing.
Imagine a world where people just wear their dating profile on the back and then someone who fancy them says “I’m down for that, where’s your consent form?”.
How were they able to catch a picture of him before he got swarmed by 17 and 18 year old blondes.
It’s like the intro text scroll to a Star Wars movie…
IT’S A TIME OF STRIFE FOR THE REPUBLIC MEANWHILE IF YOU’RE A BLONDE OF 17 OR 18 YEARS OLD, WHICH IS…
Terrifyingly specific.
Someone needs to put this text into a Star Wars style opening crawl
