It’s a riddle. It was made of ice.
Imagine the frostbite
You mean a freezejob, aka rimfreeze
Their assets were first frozen then liquidated.
I like how he clarifies that he lives alone.
“Sure, one of my roommates could have come in and poked around in my butthole while I was sleeping. But no one was in a position to do such a thing.”
Occam’s razor and all that
Occam’s buttplug
It’s always in there
Hey I had a roommate that would steal my inserted butt plugs while I was sleeping.
And then what?
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Buttplug fairy takes the buttplug and leaves you with a shart.
Know your local mythology.
Shart Fariy 🧚💩
The more timid subspecies of the feared diarrhea-jet-superpropulsion fairy.
Some say a mere glance of this fairy can have you leave orbit!
Anon needs to go to a hospital soon
but sadly, Anon is American
The worst condition of them all.
Did it have a flared end?
If yes:
It’s in the toilet, he sleep walked and took a shit and doesn’t remember.
or
He pooped it out while sleeping and his dog ate it.
If no:
Butt plug goblins.
They can be warded away with a metamucil potion.
Way worse than your dog eating your homework
Must have been the wind
Yeah sounds like fucknon here sucked it up his lil hole
Do people actually do this?
People aren’t buying all those butt plugs for decoration. People fall asleep. I don’t imagine many people sleep with them on purpose, but certaintly possible to pass out with a butt plug in place.
Sorry, I thought the implication was that someone intentionally slept with one in. I don’t know how you’d sleep like that.
wait until you find out about chastity
I’m aware of it, though I wish I wasn’t. I’m in to some weird shit but that’s too much for me. I think I’d prefer the butt plug.
fascinating. I would think someone would be more keen to engage in chastity, than penetrables, but to each their own i suppose.
It’s too much control or trust to place in another person. Even If I didn’t have trust issues, It’s not something I’d ever be comfortable with. Like you said, to each their own however.
that’s fair, though nobody said you had to involve other people, that’s just a particularly common and relevant practice. But yes ultimately at the end of the day, it only matters what we care, and don’t care for. I just find it interesting knowing why people care about certain things over others.
falling asleep is the easy part, the hard part is waking up with a sore asshole knowing you need to make it worse to make it better
That’s why hard plugs are for short periods of fun times, and soft plugs are for all day / all night usage.
Speaking from experience.
Maybe? This came from 4Chan so it’s very possible it could be entirely made up lol
Anything on 4chan I assume isn’t real, but pretend it is. More fun that way.
Made up aaaaand?
Attracted to the same gender
Have you checked for any holes in your wall? Maybe you coughed or sneezed while sleeping.
Or if there are multiple holes in the walls shine a laser though the holes to get the butt plug trajectory.
A wizard did it.
but anon’s a wizard himself
Anon is a Butt Wizard I think is what you meant
I’m having the perfect T-shirt for him
Btw: I couldn’t upload the picture to Lemmy directly, as it’s probably too large for my instance limits. But I’m not sure which image sharing platform is still ok to use (after imgur) and I’m even more stuck in how to embed the linked image correctly in a comment, besides just linking to it.
What’s the correct way to do this?Trying to embed the image:
catbox.moe might be an option.
You might be better off learning to use an app or editing to crop and then swap old image formats to webp in order to get them much smaller. In Linux it usually happens automatically by just renaming the file from something like .jpg to .webp.
I would have grabbed the image to post it as an example but the postimg host is a mess of a website I don’t let through my firewall (IIRC from the last time I tried). I don’t think they allow direct embedding either, thus the reason their website is such a convoluted mess of junk happening in the background.
You could sign up on a Pixelfed instance, or self host if interested as that is part of the fediverse.
The image embedding syntax on Lemmy is
changing the file extension shouldn’t do anything, especially on linux, maybe if you’re using a distro designed to do that. It will just pretend to be a different format, and if it works its pure chance, because file extensions don’t really do anything. I’ve had a lot of jpgs that weren’t actually jpegs and were actually pngs but they were listed as jpg for some reason, shit is just silly.
