You call yourself an apex predator but look like this?

Doesn’t look like the IPA to me, the y in hobby would be /i/, it’s still unamerican for now

I know this is trite, but it’s so depressing to see people addicted to their phones in public. I just walked past a guy in my neighborhood who had his nose in his screen the entire time he was taking his trash bin to the curb. Are you so hooked on being online that you can’t spend one minute doing a chore without it?

It’s a shame that this is basically what all work from home employees do, but he got fired because he had to be in office

Fantastic comment, saving it for the next time I need to articulate one of the reasons why I don’t watch streamer media

This is just like those headlines where the US military claims that China is “pulling ahead” so it can ask for $1 trillion more from Congress

Blue balls

The dirty soda cabal and dentists conspired to make this one happen

Imagine walking into any establishment and people all yell “ayyy, it’s Mr. Cool Ice!” I would love it

Fighter jets sliding around aircraft carriers like loose furniture in the back of a pickup truck on the highway

cyber attack from Morocco

Al-Andalus will rise again

He was gay, Osama Bin Laden?

Everyone fantasizes about being discovered like the guy in Pompeii who went out whacking it, right?

I would love for extraterrestrial life to be confirmed in my lifetime. Still, these stories pop up frequently enough that I don’t get my hopes up too high

I always found it weird when people in management roles say they like office space

My manager (in a soulless, email job office) is a die hard Severance fan and started raving to me about season two when it started and I was just like

I watched a documentary about the 1980s Libyan liberation movement and I learned that if cars are allowed to reach almost 90 MPH they can time travel, so I think we should do our best to avoid that

They wouldn’t be, lol. I’m saying it’s weird that you came at the poster above with a “” type comment like you caught him in some sort of helmet fallacy

Also I think we should take it one step further and encase all drivers in blocks of styrofoam which limits their ability to press the gas pedal to 5 MPH

This seems like a strange gotcha to post, of course the average poster here is going to respond with a bit response saying that car drivers should be forced to wear increasingly large and cumbersome bits of armor to protect themselves and others