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pmjv@lemmy.sdf.orgM to unix_surrealism@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 months ago

DO NOT TALK TO COMPUTERS

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DO NOT TALK TO COMPUTERS

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pmjv@lemmy.sdf.orgM to unix_surrealism@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 months ago
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  • scratsearcher 🔍🔮📊🎲@sopuli.xyz
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    And this is … how I got hacked.

  • Deceptichum@quokk.au
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    Hey kid, I’m a computer. Stop all the downloading.

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      Hey kid, its me ur fren, komputa.
      Give gipsy lady money.

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    I adore this, absolutely embroidered patch worthy!

    • a_postmodern_hat@lemmy.world
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      Yah I want this on my shirt

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      Yeah, was just coming to comment the same. Would look cool on my moto jacket.

      • pmjv@lemmy.sdf.orgOPM
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        I don’t know how to make embroidered patches, surrealists.

        • RubberElectrons@lemmy.world
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          Not saying this is the service to use, but looks like the process would go something like this?

          https://www.patches4less.com/designing-custom-patches

          E: lol there’s so much trouble we could get into with these ideas, e.g. badges for various battalions in the resistance, futuristic police-like works for the MATA assholes, etc etc.

          • pmjv@lemmy.sdf.orgOPM
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            2 months ago

            Well well well well… interesting! Thank you.

            • Bo7a@lemmy.ca
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              2 months ago

              If you get them up for sale let me know. And if you decide patches are too much work I’d love it if I could get your permission to make myself one for personal use only on my vest.

  • gon [he]@lemm.ee
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    2 months ago

    I spoke to a computer once.

    Once.

    • A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    Saving this. When we form the resistance against AI machines this will probably be the flag. Someone ship a few to Sarah Connor too.

  • luciole (he/him)@beehaw.org
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    Gah I hate talking to computers. Whatever the future holds I’m typing my commands till I die.

    • bricklove@midwest.social
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      It feels so degrading. I don’t ask my tools for favors. I only want to use my voice for yelling at them when they don’t work.

      • grrgyle@slrpnk.net
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        And they certainly don’t work harder when you add “please” to your instructions.

      • ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one
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        2 months ago

        “Hammer! Fucking hammers have one purpose, to fucking hammer things! Right now, Hammer, you’re screwing me like ol Mr. Philips Screwdriver.”

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    This is good advice in any reality

  • tetris11@lemmy.ml
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    2 months ago

    They always did seem a bit seedy and deranged

  • jaybone@lemmy.zip
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    2 months ago

    Apple IIe - not even once.

  • Walk_blesseD@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    crudely drawn woman with a speech bubble saying "waow!" and a thought bubble filled with "based" repeated over and over

  • loaExMachina [any]@hexbear.net
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    'Cause they’re only there to do you ARM

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    2 months ago

    Old good C64

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      2 months ago

      Could be a VIC-20?

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        Split the difference - VIC-64

        (Think of it as a proto-C128)

        Edit: also, that’s a Commodore monitor with the weird inputs … though I thought they were all grey. I need to get a life …

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        Came here to say this :)

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    2 months ago

    New Street Sticker Unlocked!

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      New laptop stickers unlocked!

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    2 months ago

    I am not nerdy enough to appreciate the esoteric reference that is being made, I think this art is really awesome, though!

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    Hello computer

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