Gonna use this one on a waitress friend so she’ll groan and rub her eyes
especially after influenza
They deny us our medicine (cocaine wine) to sell us their poison (bed rest)
Change.org petition to bring back the cocaine pope wine
I thought there was a real one now i’m disappointed.
HELL YEAH
woke pope vs coke pope
yiff pontiff vs. sniff pontiff
insufflator consecrator
His Holiness looks hella lit.
Another pope had coffee baptised so it wouldn’t be sinful to drink. (or at least I’ve heard that story I never bothered checking out its authenticity.)
Which means we can assume they’re mostly doing uppers in the Vatican
When coffee arrived in Europe in the 16th century, clergymen pressed for it to be banned and labeled Satanic. But Pope Clement VIII took a taste, declared it delicious, and even quipped that it should be baptized. On the strength of this papal blessing, coffeehouses rapidly sprang up throughout Europe.
Just got brain tonic
why ruin cocaine by putting it in wine?
I found a YouTube link in your post. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
