I’ll bet all those dummies can punctuate properly. !!!
No wonder he did so well, he found an AOC+3 in a treasure chest.
Trump would hate it if the age of consent was raised +3.
“Just think: in ten years- no, thirteen years, you’ll be dating me.”
everyone roll need on that +4 Strength +4 Stamina [Leather Belt] so Cuomo doesn’t get it
belt
leather beltAAAHHH
OOOOHHHH
RNJesus is smiling down on him.
LEVEL 18? AGGH UGGH
Great Palestinian Senator Cryin’ Chuck Schumer
Trump nicknames are becoming imperial titles now
the sheer absurdity of it made me snort
Guess Schumer is going to be appointed the new imperial governor of Palestine.
The next time that we see the media reporting that Trump is distancing himself from Israel or pissed at Netanyahu, remember that Trump is so Zionist that he refers to Chuck Schumer as “Our Great Palestinian Senator”. Trump has used this name for months. Chuck Schumer called Trump a chicken on June 2 for not attacking Iran yet. Chuck Schumer told NYT in March, “My job is to keep the left pro-Israel.” Chuck Schumer gives speeches at AIPAC.
Trump considers himself to be even more Zionist than Chuck Schumer, so much so that he uses “Palestinian” as a slur. Any supposed “distancing from Israel” or “contempt for Netanyahu” is purely theater.
Amazing, sir! MAGA!!
lmfao no notes on the ending
Wow what an endorsement lol
“Hey libs, make sure to vote Mamdani in November to stick it to le CHEETO BENITO xDDDDDD!1! Vote blue no matter who!”
Yeah even Donnie thinks he’s just going to cruise through the general election
All hail the new mayor, Zordon Mamdani!
His campaign is run by teenagers with attitude!
Every asshole always asks “what do we have to maintain order after abolishing the police?” but they never took my answer of “Power Rangers” seriously
Well who’s laughing now?
I may not be a teenager but I have more than enough attitude and I volunteer to be a ranger, I’ll do any color but yellow.
was there significance to the different colors or do you just think it looks bad?
I just hate yellow, if I’m being honest I wanna be red but I know that everyone will want to be red, especially as the people’s color is the deepest red
Sorry, rules are rules. We have the following openings and qualifications:
Black ranger: must be black
Yellow ranger: must be Asian
Pink ranger: must be female
White ranger: white applicants only
Red ranger: candidate must be of Native American ancestry.
Power Rangers racism code requires the yellow ranger to be Asian
He forgot to sign this post, how are people going to know who Donald J. Trump is??
Thank you for your attention on this matter.
“DILF is a DAD I’d like to fuck, folks, these “DILFS” don’t even have children??! What’s the world coming to! - Thank you for your attention to this matter, Donald J. Trump President Of The United States”
Someone called me daddy once in a positive way and I dont think Trump realizes the high that it can give someone. Like “oh, hm, yes, I suppose I am aging well.”
Also im one of the older people here so I also am talking out my ass
Intern wrote it, clearly
Dude with RFK Jr in his cabinet has the audacity to say Zohran’s voice is grating…
At this point I’m pretty sure they’re trying to get someone to make an attempt on his life. They’re blaring existential dread at the least stable people in US society.
I mean, at that point he wouldn’t just be mayor. The man would be elevated to sainthood.
“Cryin’ Chuck Schumer”
Is this why he was hospitalised for dehydration.
The octogenarian who cried too much.
Still too little for my tastes.
“He looks TERRIBLE”…
are we at the “yeah whatever dude you call everyone a communist” stage yet? that would be nice
Incredible endorsement
Will Democrats react to this by calling him Daddy Mamdani?
Or will they decide they agree with Trump on this one? Place your bets now.
