Just remember: Tesla vehicles are surveillance machines, and the cops have access to facial recognition software, so I will not be surprised if whoever did this is caught.
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Probably a faulty battery. Seems to be happening a lot lately. Sounds like Tesla should pull these off the market.
The cops’ facial recognition tech: palantir.
Peter thiel’s most wide spread project. Peter thiel, the man who funded JD Vance. Peter thiel, the man who became a billionaire with (f)Elon at PayPal. Thiel, the man who decides who is invited to and what subjects are discussed at the bilderberg meetings.
Peter thiel is the most dangerous person nobody talks about.
Also, balaclavas and ski masks, my friends. And walk differently from your normal walk. Gait detection is also a thing.
From now on, attending demonstrations like
Walk without rythm, and you won’t attract the cops.
The behind the bastards episodes on him are pretty good if people need to get up to speed
To mod your gait, an ankle weight (like gym-goers and runners use) on one ankle can help.
Wee pebble in the shoe works too I hear
Yeah a stone in your shoe is an easy way to change gait
What a strange, random occurrence.
what do you call 4 cybertrucks on fire?
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a good start
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a garbage fire
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a clustertruck
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a mystery as to whether they just burst into flames on their own tesla style
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In positive news… I think the iridescence caused by the flame really makes that back panel look pretty. Overall an improvement on looks.
Stainless exhaust gets this bluing effect from the heat. I think it looks gorgeous.
That’s also a really cool example of how much fluid flow is restricted by even small curves. The metal only got that hot on the curves, not where flow is not impeded.
Pretty sure the discoloration here is from welding, not the exhaust gasses. If the discoloration stemmed from exhaust heat, the welds would have be discolored as well.
Imagine getting to experience the color change up close! It must be a beautiful final moment to watch as your shittily-made Swasticar changes colors while trapping you inside…
Iridescent metal coffins are underrated
Back in the early days of Tesla when they still had the only cool car they ever made, the roadster, they were so proud of their near fireproof battery with lots of smaller cells. I never heard about a Roadster fire, and the first few model Ss were the safest cars on the road. I guess Elon’s “fire everyone and save money” strategy took a few years to show through.
Remember he came in after they already existed, was just an investor that demanded he be retroactively called a founder. All their tech up to the CyberCuck were iterations on the original, (sans his corner-cutting you mentioned, which was also terrible).
his teslas skipped out on QC to save money.
When the cops ask if you saw who did it :
President Elon did it. He’s on an arson spree.
What a beautiful picture.
I hope the artist does some more! Look at the beautiful patina!
The only way to make this piece of shit look rad honestly
The funniest part about Teslas being on fire is that they just have to let them burn to the ground because the battery can’t be put out.
Jet fuel can’t melt steel beams but a car fire can warp a cybertruck apparently
Well, you see, that’s because a material doesn’t need to be at melting point to lose its structural integrity.
Ok so I am in no way saying you should do this but there’s 360 cams on them so wrap up warm and run away battery fires let off lots of nasty chems so make sure you don’t stand near a burning one for very long.
Didn’t Elon Musk do this by releasing a shitty product that keeps exploding left and right? When four explode at the same lot, you know you’ve got a safety issue on your hands.
I find that being incinerated has made the one depicted in the article considerably prettier. At least it has both curves and some color now.
to the facial recognition; you need a library of past videos/photos to compare it to. You’re driver’s license is not enough on it’s own, and masks and such like, even ‘disruptive’ make up can render it useless.
WHOOP WHOOP
Be careful, it is getting better. I’ve found my own face on the Internet with just a single (unobscured) image upload. And that included finding faces in a different orientation. Masks probably still defeat it, but it’s not as data intensive as it once was.
IR blasters, work also.
Groucho glasses are very affordable.
Just a fun fact, the Tesla showrooms aren’t owned by a third party like a dealership, they’re owned by Tesla, so there’s no “screwing over a local business owner” here.
Upvoted for truth.
