Enjoyer_of_Games [he/him]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 5 days ago[Not the Onion] Top Venture Capitalist Says AI Will Replace Pretty Much All Jobs Except His, Which Relies on His Unique Geniusfuturism.comexternal-linkmessage-square47linkfedilinkarrow-up1140arrow-down10
arrow-up1140arrow-down1external-link[Not the Onion] Top Venture Capitalist Says AI Will Replace Pretty Much All Jobs Except His, Which Relies on His Unique Geniusfuturism.comEnjoyer_of_Games [he/him]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 5 days agomessage-square47linkfedilink
minus-squareAcute_Engles [he/him, any]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up28·5 days agoHey AI plumber, the AI drywallers covered your domestic water before you tested it. What do you AI do about?
minus-squarejohn_brown [comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·5 days agopulling my phone out to tell grok to roto-root my toilet again
minus-squarePhilosoraptor [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·5 days agoTesla’s humanoid robo plumber shows up, walks directly into a wall, and catches on fire. The clogged pipe is no longer a problem because your house burned down. reports it as a success in his statistics.
minus-squareDessa [she/her]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·5 days agoThe robot turns off autopilot moments before the accident, allowing it to claim it technically wasn’t responsible.
Hey AI plumber, the AI drywallers covered your domestic water before you tested it. What do you AI do about?
pulling my phone out to tell grok to roto-root my toilet again
Tesla’s humanoid robo plumber shows up, walks directly into a wall, and catches on fire. The clogged pipe is no longer a problem because your house burned down.
reports it as a success in his statistics.
The robot turns off autopilot moments before the accident, allowing it to claim it technically wasn’t responsible.