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Summary
A Canada goose successfully fended off a bald eagle in a rare 20-minute battle on a frozen lake in Burlington, Ontario.
Captured by photographer Mervyn Sequeira, the encounter took on symbolic meaning amid rising tensions between Canada and the U.S., sparked by Donald Trump’s trade policies and comments about annexation.
The confrontation paralleled recent national pride moments, including Canada’s overtime hockey victory against the U.S.
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I think it should be legal to hunt bald eagles in Canada.
Ok, I don’t really. I just think it would be funny watching the faces of MAGA as Trudeau announces it’s now legal to shoot them.
They’ve finally just now started to recover from the DDT poisoning :(
Bald eagle = overrated and cowardly
Canada goose = looks goofy but is a bloodthirsty killer when provoked
Yup, this tracks.
Edit to add more, because I feel like it: Bald eagles are basically vultures who occasionally fish. They are opportunistic scavengers. Canada Geese on the other hand are very chill, standing around in groups foraging in the grass, but are not afraid of anything. If you get too close they will not escape or even flinch — instead they will either hiss at you, threateningly walk towards you, or lunge at your face and fuck your shit up:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_qrUKKdmvA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMdhAFPWzFw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kT3yEhyPeg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkgwmPUak70“chill” is not exactly the word I’d use to describe any geese I’ve met.
As long as there’s no other living creature within their line of sight, they are!
Bald eagles are sometimes considered kleptoparasites, and I’ve always found that fitting for the USA.
The sound usually used with a bald eagle in patriotic scenes isn’t even its cry.
Bald eagles make a wimpy little squeak sound.
True. They have a high pitched squeak that sounds more like a gull.
We should have gone with the turkey.
It’s a red-tailed hawk IIRC
I think I understand how people believe omens now
For the second time in weeks, a Canadian icon has emerged as the unlikely victor in an existential battle on the ice.
Unlikely? Author has never met a goose it would seem.
If you’ve got a problem with Canada goose then you have a problem with me and I suggest you let that Marinate.
Paganism is coming back to save us. Brb I’m going to chuck some knives in the river.
sung to the theme of power rangers Go go cobra chicken!!! 🎶 🎵
My money would always be on the Canada Goose. Those things really know how to fuck.
Cobra chickens F U C K!
Cobra chickens R O C K!
Augury was a Greco-Roman religious practice of observing the behavior of birds, to receive omens. When the individual, known as the augur, read these signs, it was referred to as “taking the auspices”. “Auspices” (Latin: auspicium) means “looking at birds”. Auspex, another word for augur, can be translated to “one who looks at birds”. Depending upon the birds, the auspices from the gods could be favorable or unfavorable (auspicious or inauspicious). Sometimes politically motivated augurs would fabricate unfavorable auspices in order to delay certain state functions, such as elections. Pliny the Elder attributes the invention of auspicy to Tiresias the seer of Thebes.
It also boosts your magic by 8 levels in Runescape.
Goose: *does goose stuff* (srs, don’t mess with geese)
Eagle: This bitch crazy!
Canada will be waiting if you try and fuck with us!
Just post a bunch of geese as your border guards (and maybe international trade negotiators too?) and you’ll be fine. I feel they’re an underutilized Canadian resource!
