Do you have a fade? 
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The real question is how many people here have the broccoli haircut
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Dear carnists: if bacon’s so epic, why is there no bacon haircut?
Are you just pretending this doesn’t exist??
My hair was curly before this was popular!
No, I’m more like
Marxists are only allowed two hairstyles:
or 
literally meBut I’m sporting the engels???
You guys have hair?
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Not where it counts owl, I could high top fade my back but what good is that?
mid-riff-fade
Keep your filthy buzzer from away from my luscious shoulder length curls.
I don’t have a fade or catch fade, I get faded.
My HiFi has L/R balance and Forward/Rear Fade.
I do every six months or so I actually get my hair cut.
No I’ve got long curly beautiful girl hair because gender is stupid and with all this beautiful hair I’m not gonna make it short. The world deserves to see my luscious locks in all their glory
do you have enough long curly beautiful girl hair to share with the rest of the class
I do yeah. Next time I get it cut I’ll bring it in
i have this
I have not cut my hair in… 10? years.
no but it’s because im white and i don’t want to look like a right wing podcaster
Couldn’t have said it better tbh
Ya, all my hair faded away
I have a degree in conservation biology and environmental science, and my hair hasn’t been cut in god knows how long and is about halfway to my waist. I feel like a walking stereotype tbqh.
