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SovietBeerTruckOperator [none/use name]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 months ago

Trump is gonna crash the economy because stock bros called him a chicken

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Trump is gonna crash the economy because stock bros called him a chicken

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SovietBeerTruckOperator [none/use name]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 months ago
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  • Llituro [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    MCFLY, I HEARD YOU WERE TOO CHICKEN TO BREAK UP THE IMPERIALIST ENTITY

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      speech-side-r-1 Nobody calls me chicken! speech-side-r-2 seen-this-one

    • Z_Poster365 [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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      https://ew.com/article/2016/05/03/donald-trump-ted-cruz-biff-back-future/

  • 9to5 [any, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    We are going to crash this economy with no survivors joker-che

    • corgiwithalaptop [any, love/loves]@hexbear.netM
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      You’re a big country. Will it hurt?

      • NephewAlphaBravo [he/him]@hexbear.net
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        U U U U

    • FALGSConaut [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      I’m surprised we don’t have any Bane emotes

      • 9to5 [any, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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        Baneposting ? In this economy ?

      • Leon_Grotsky [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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        This is probably the most emoji-worthy/meme-able image of the character.

        spoiler

        If someone wants to make a post on emote request comm they can, otherwise @WhyEssEff@hexbear.net

  • QuillcrestFalconer [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Would be funny if he declared 100% tariff on all countries tomorrow

    • 9to5 [any, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      Inshallah. I know JDPONDon reads Hexbear while eating his Cheeseburgers. Hexbear has only good ideas Mr. Trump you can trust us to finish the JOB

    • TankieTanuki [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      Weren’t they over 100% for China at one point?

      • QuillcrestFalconer [he/him]@hexbear.net
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        Yes, and like the chicken he is, he walked them back!

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          TACO

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      200% tariffs on every country including puerto rico and vermont

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    ACTUALLY IM NOTY FUCKING CRYING I M ACXTUIAL:LY IM FUCKING LAUGHING @ YOU NOT ME

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      please don’t put in the newspaper that i got mad

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    lol he’s 1000% walking back the new tariffs within a week

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    FUTURES RISE AS FEDERAL TRADE COURT BLOCKS TRUMP’S GLOBAL TARIFFS

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      Trump might arrest them and put them in El Salvador Gitmo.

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        The capitalist class would truly be tearing itself apart. Much opportunity.

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    deleted by creator

  • HelluvaBottomCarter [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    No chicken, no chicken. You’re the chicken.

  • Damarcusart [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    I like to imagine that Trump misunderstood the question initially and thought the guy was asking if he wanted a taco, he was outraged because he hates “ethnic” food.

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      TACO BOWL

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        I LOVE HISPANICS

        • Hestia [she/her, fae/faer]@hexbear.net
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          My “I love Hispanics” shirt has alot of people asking questions already answered by my shirt

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        The quote itself is gold.

        Happy #CincoDeMayo! The best taco bowls are made in Trump Tower Grill. I love Hispanics!

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    chicken-bop

  • Feinsteins_Ghost [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Marty McFly and his issue w being called a chicken.

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    Nah, he won’t crash the economy. He’s too much of a chicken.

    Don’t screenshot this comment to him, by the way.

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    Trump has small tiny little paper hands

    • Hestia [she/her, fae/faer]@hexbear.net
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      I need a man with big strong diamond hands to hold all my apes

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        monke-return

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      Yes, HANDS, he has small tiny little paper HANDS

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    President Drumph is shrinking into a freakin’ corn cob

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    Somebody needs to create a new initialism: TACO TRUCK. Or meta - TACO TRUMP.

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      I got like 40% of the way through before I gave up. Christ that’s hard.

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        I had to cheat a little.

        TACO TRUMP = Tariffs are cstep one. Trump’s ramping up moronic procedures.

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          Tariffs Reanimate Unpleasant Monetary Policy

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      Taco Trumps on every corner

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