RAFAH, GAZA—Responding to reports that 15 rescue workers in Gaza were killed execution style and buried in a mass grave, Israel claimed this week that the slain Palestinians did not properly identify themselves as human. “Unfortunately, upon their encounter with IDF soldiers, these Palestinians provided no documentation indicating they were sentient beings entitled to basic […]

While this is The Onion, the following is true and did happen:

15 rescue workers in Gaza were killed execution style and buried in a mass grave

  • unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de
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    1 day ago

    Nah that would defeat the whole purpose of the onion. The idea is that you stop turning your brain off while looking at headlines and instead are forced to actively process and think about the information being streamed into your brain from your little doom rectangle.