lol, lmao even
Been said before, but a speed run of the collapse of the American Empire was supposed to take years, not months. This is next level tech and hopefully we can see a Project 2025 ghoul at this year’s SGDQ
Decades in weeks comrade
The next 4 years are about to be a century lmao
they’re finally shutting it down to figure out what’s going on
generally most of the reason for staying in a GS rated position is the benefits, including the pension which is calculated based on years of service.
it isn’t like tech douche start up world where it’s all salary and stove-piped stock options and a maniacal boss who can terminate medical insurance at a whim.
there simply aren’t enough political appointees to oversee and pressure people to leave without an actual pension buyout including healthcare, which would balloon the shit out of costs, which would over what these agencies have in their budgets. which would require added funding from congress… good luck selling that as efficiency.
there’s a reason they are saying “paid through September” because that’s all the funding they have to work with, since that’s the end of the federal fiscal calendar.
honestly, I bet they don’t even get 5% of the workforce to take the bait, even making it so easy to resign with Musk’s auto-resign-by-email app, which probably fails some HR paperwork requirement of a legit digital signature.
Musk’s auto-resign-by-email app
Someone could do something really fucking funny if they can trick it into accepting incorrect emails.
It’s not even a buyout, it’s a you get to keep teleworking but you voluntarily resign by September.
King of deals, at it again
This emote is going to get a looot of mileage in the next few years
Screaming and shaking in my cage rn because I cannot simply sit back
I’m sorry comrade. Perhaps I’ll send you thoughts and popcorn
I said so many fucking times that if Elon comes in and does DOGE and fires 30% of the US states’ workforce in “cost savings” like he did at X the entire machine will come to a grinding halt.
I can’t fucking believe they’re actually doing it.
A friend of mine who just moved for a federal role fresh out of college and hates their job and their work site. Their email was different from the article and said they don’t have to work at all while still getting paid. So they can get paid for 7 months of searching for a job somewhere else. I guess to prevent them from spreading DEI propaganda in the meantime?
The FAQ on the OPM actually says that people are not expected to work during the resignation period. But they can also just fire you at any time before September.
People are missing the actual point of this. It is a bribes based government purge. It is actually pretty brilliant and also terrifying.
is a bribes based government purge
Am I just clueless
but what do you mean? Do you mean, bribing people who will stay on???The goal is to “drain the swamp” of all federal workers to both reduce the size and capacity of the federal govt, to of course be replaced by the private sector, and purge the federal government of non-loyalists so that he can replace them with loyalists.
By doing all he’s done this past week - forced return to office, freezing funds and communication, freezing travel and just generally making it impossible for people to do their work, he gives them a reason to want to leave. He then sweetens the deal by offering buyouts to those who leave. So either stay at your job and deal with roadblocks and a toxic work environment, or take a buyout and get pay and benefits through September.
Edit: btw he did this to the USDA in his first term. Decided to move parts of the agency out to Kansas City. Many with lives and families in DC didn’t want to go. So now those offices of the USDA have been gutted. No buyout, but a similar goal, find a way to force federal workers to leave.
He also moved the BLM headquarters from DC to some mining town in Colorado
No, it’s bribing people to leave without making a fuss.
Ah right I think I understand
Buying goodwill from people you would have fired anyway
More or less.
This is how a lot of companies these days avoid ‘layoffs’, they offer things like this where people who know they will be fired, or who are close to retirement, or who want to go elsewhere, take the severance because it’s better than just being canned (or leaving) anyway
holy shit
The funny thing is, this could have been an attractive option to people who were Medicare eligible and close to retirement, if Trump didn’t just grind entitlements to a screeching halt.
actually joker laughed
i thought such measures were for smaller countries like Argentina, Greece or ones outside the capitalist bloc like the USSR. But nope.
An email went out to the federal workforce Tuesday evening, with a subject line that had ties to Elon Musk.
The starving organism cannibalizes its own body.
Bloomberg Money | Apr 13, 2025
Niche French social media platform Hexbear.net to acquire US Postal Service
“Basically, what we want the world to hear is that we’re going postal,” site representative Lyudmila Pavlyuchenkova told CNN’s Jake Tapper. With the Press Secretary position once again unoccupied, the Trump Administration has again muddied the water by posting wildly different accounts and conflicting information to supporters on Truth Social and X (formerly Twitter), reflecting a phenomenon the White House has repeatedly refused to comment on following the rumored rift between the Musk and Trump camps within the administration.
X (formerly Twitter)Twitter (formerly X)It would be so funny if Elon did a coup
Radicalization delivered to every household! Louis DeJoy sent to the gulag!
Severance? Like the TV show?
No, like the evil teacher from Harry Patter.
I thought it was that three headed dog
