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For this edition of Saturday Anime Night, we’re returning to the much-beloved anime adaptation of Hirohiko Araki’s legendary manga, Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure, with episodes 31 through 36 of the sixth part, Stone Ocean. This one stars a lady, but she still does the usual poses and fights a bunch of muscley guys in ever-more-convoluted ways.

Next is Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas (2003), the last cel-animated feature from Dreamworks. It bombed at the box office, but some people still swear by it, so we’ll check it out. It follows, in broad strokes, the tales of the hero of the same name, as recounted in the Arabian Nights. For some reason, though, he has been re-imagined as a Greek hero here, and battles against the goddess Eris retrieve a magic book that can save his friend. Director is Tim Johnson, the guy behind, uhh, Over the Hedge (2006) and Antz (1998).

We’ll start at 8PM EST on Blorptube, right here:

https://blorp.bot.nu/o/visual_cuisine

Be there, comrades!

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CWs for Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure: Stone Ocean:

  • Death of dog.
  • Stalking.
  • Gaslighting.
  • Child abuse.
  • Deaths of animals.
  • Animal cruelty.
  • Death of cat.
  • Death of pet.
  • Spiders.
  • Bugs.
  • Sexual assault: a creepy man gropes a teenage girl’s breasts.
  • Implied pedophilia. Not depicted.
  • Objectification of female characters.
  • Self-harm.
  • Cutting of flesh.
  • Someone struggles to breathe.
  • Amputation.
  • Squashed head.
  • Genital trauma.
  • Broken bones.
  • Tooth damage.
  • Finger mutilation.
  • Torture.
  • Death of child.
  • Death of parent.
  • Kidnapping.
  • Cheating.
  • Ghosts.
  • Shower scene.
  • Possession.
  • Trypophobia.
  • Vomiting.
  • Someone soils themselves.
  • Audio gore.
  • Hospital scene.
  • Violent mentally-ill person.
  • Suicide attempt.
  • Misophonia.
  • Suicidal ideation.
  • Crying baby.
  • Ableism.
  • Someone is hit by a car.
  • References to sex.
  • Blood and gore.
  • Gun violence.

CWs for Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas:

  • Sexual innuendos.
  • Kissing.
  • Stabbing.
  • Slapstick violence.
  • Possession.
  • Vomiting.
  • Ghosts.
  • Cheating.

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