“We need to sex up your wardrobe. What do you mean you’re not comfortable wearing that? Oh honey, don’t be such a prude, all the girls are doing it and you want to be successful don’t you? No one’s going to watch someone that dresses like their grandma.”
I get sick and tired of so called leftists equating exploitation to sexual liberation.
What’s the vegan version of egging a reactionary mf?
brick
If you want the runny/drippy sort of effect, tomatoes (especially overripe ones) can do a decent job.
Throwing rocks at them
Flax eggs
But we can freeze them first so they’re hard
Throw a bag of frozen beans at them
With a sling or a slingshot
I know this is a bit off-topic, but any time the sling as a weapon is mentioned, I’m compelled to extend the knowledge that, during the Spanish civil war, on the republican side (which had severe shortages due to the lack of international intervention against fascists except for the USSR), there were herders slinging fucking hand grenades with their sling, and it’s the coolest thing I’ve ever heard.
Are hand-grenades vegan?
No, you put them in a sock and swing it like a flail
That’s for when you close distance and get in melee range. Up till that point I’m flicking my bean in the enemy’s general direction
oh dear
Load them into a blunderbuss and fire it like it’s grapeshot.
Why not both?
Rotten mango can make a splash
Tomatoes are a classic.
rotten tomatoes are a classic.
Bunya nut cannon