Going to the supermarket of ideology. Want me to pick up anything?

This kid definitely loved Polandball and the political compass spinoffs

Bot, federal agent, or goober. Call it.

This is the modern version of “lol i’m so random hold up spork” behaviour but for teenage political wonks

“It’s so badass when based men with medals do based things. I hate blue haired liberals and tolerance. In my utopia there’s a serious guy with a mustache and a uniform yelling at you, and his picture is on every wall. you are not allowed to be gay or work in a starbucks, everyone has to work in a factory that makes iron chairs, or be a housewife.”

This is the kind of person who thinks Jackson Hinkle and the American Communist Party are really cooking.

Someone is collecting their political ideologies from internet quizzes.

median voter

putting a bunch of ideologies up on my wall then throwing darts at them to determine my political beliefs

Politics have replaced music for teenage boys and it’s worse than I could have ever fucking imagined.

Edgy teenager who picks the things that get the largest reaction. Kind of sad really, this is a person who has no real positive role models or decent friends in their life.

HoI4 and its consequences

This is a man who accepts every single piece of western propaganda about the USSR, DPRK, and Hamas as true, and goes “But that’s good, actually”

The one centrist

This person believes every black book of communism evul 1948 vuvzela lie and goes “neat!”