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I was coming on this thread to say “Anonymous better claim this and come out of stasis…”
Your comment made my day!
Did they tho? I don’t see anything on the site that claims this attack
“they will be removed”
🐸
Most of the people involved in that cyberattack are wearing thigh high socks and cat ear headphones, and they’re much cooler than Musk would ever be.
What is “priaprism”?
I’ll take “PP WORDS” for 600, Alex.
Having a janky wang doesn’t make Musk uncool in and of itself, lots of janky wang-havers are cool.
His insecurity about it, publicly, deprives him of any coolosity he ever could have had.
He is a man without potential or love.
The joke started out in my head as “stop, I can only get so hard!” And then I classed it up with medical terminology.
priaprism
I had to look this up, and wow, the image on the Wikipedia article for priaprism is… well, it’s something.
One hour too late. Smh
Isn’t that the same picture they used for the article on Biggus Dickus?
He in general underperforms in the coolness department. I have no interest in his man-noodle.
elons botched surgery prevents him from getting an erection.
Imagine firing your entire IT team and then crying ‘cyberattack’ when the servers can’t handle traffic.
🐱🐱🐱
I mean, they’re being DDOSed right now. But yeah, he fired anyone who would know how to mitigate a DDOS attack.
He can literally go and hire cloudflare to come in and help him fix it.
But I’m sure he needs someone experienced enough to manage that project.
I wonder if, in his infinite costcutting wisdom, he removed “redundancies” in the twitter stack that wouldve helped it better withstand cyberattacks.
Good thing the US is lowering its cybersecurity forces. 🤦
twitter still has 28,000 users? and they’re active enough to report the outage?
Good 😎
Musk right now…
Didn’t trump shut down cybercrime investigations?
only against russia.
All the more reason for russia to try a cyberattack?
Where do i sign up and help fight the Musk troll…
Big oh no anyway vibes.
Twitter as run by Musk— There has never been a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
It would be best if it does not come back up.
Must be the great hacker collective: N_competence
Edit:
Well, butter my buns and call me a biscuit. It seems like he might not’ve been lying on this one account.Never mind. Looks like he is lying again.He’s blaming it on Ukraine which sounds like a false flag. He’ll use this as the reason he has to cut off Starlink to the country.
Ahh Fuck
Oh no… anyway…
